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Customer Onboarding Specialist
OpenClosed
Y'all, I've said what the actual fuck so many times with this JD it's lost all meaning. I don't even know what to say, except that I don't think our existing ratings quite cover this one, so I had to create a special one: Possibly Psychotic.
JobNimbusPossibly PsychoticOtherEarly CareerFull-timeOnsiteUtahUnited States
JobNimbusPossibly PsychoticOtherEarly CareerFull-timeOnsiteUtahUnited StatesI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedSee listing
07 Apr 25
Senior Customer Success Manager
OpenClosed
No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.
Seriously, Maybe Don't
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AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosed
AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosedSee listing
21 Oct 24
Director of Support & Intelligence
OpenClosed
My new tagline is going to be - Bad Job Bingo: I read shitty Careers pages you don't have to.
Seriously, Maybe Don't
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CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosed
CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing
15 Feb 24
Principal Customer Success Manager
OpenClosed
Now I'm drinking because it feels like I'm having a wake for whomever they convince to take this job.
Seriously, Maybe Don't
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CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosed
CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing
15 Feb 24