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IT IS A MYSTERY

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SVP, Global Customer Service and Operations OpenClosed Lordy. Someone dial back the gas in this hot air balloon before we hit the exosphere.

BINGO Not yet rated Navan BINGO Support Executive Full-time Onsite IT IS A MYSTERY United States NavanBINGOSupportExecutiveFull-timeOnsiteIT IS A MYSTERYUnited States$200k-$250kTravel RequiredOpenSee listing 23 Feb 26

Customer Support Specialist (Product Expert) OpenClosed I don't even remember which job I was supposed to be rating. Goddamn. Oh right, Customer Support Specialist. I'm sure this will be *fine.*

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Klaviyo Seriously, Maybe Don't Support Mid-level Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY Colorado United States KlaviyoSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportMid-levelFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYColoradoUnited States$50k-$100kClosedSee listing 17 Feb 26

Senior Customer Success Manager OpenClosed No compensation, no mentions of benefits anywhere, no idea if it's onsite or remote, and the location is just "Usa, New York Office." Honestly, I'm not even convinced this is a real company. I'm gonna say Seriously, Maybe Don't.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Autone Seriously, Maybe Don't Success Senior I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW IT IS A MYSTERY United States Closed AutoneSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWIT IS A MYSTERYUnited StatesClosedSee listing 21 Oct 24

Senior Customer Support Representative OpenClosed The red flag/green flag guy is now levitating, surrounded by an impossibly bright red glow cloud. Not yet rated Solutions By Text Support Senior Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY "Competitive" comp not given Closed Remote Solutions By TextSupportSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERY"Competitive" comp not givenClosedRemoteSee listing 06 Oct 24

Customer Support Representative OpenClosed I want you to imagine that red flag/green flag guy from Instagram just running back and forth across a field with a sea of red waving majestically behind him.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Solutions By Text Seriously, Maybe Don't Support Early Career Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY "Competitive" comp not given Closed Solutions By TextSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportEarly CareerFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERY"Competitive" comp not givenClosedRemoteSee listing 06 Oct 24

Director of Support OpenClosed Not provide fast responses and resolutions or excellent customer service, but fast TIMES and SCORES. Goddamn.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Level Seriously, Maybe Don't Support Head of / Director Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY Travel Required No comp given LevelSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYTravel RequiredNo comp givenClosedRemoteSee listing 09 Sep 24

Customer Experience Representative OpenClosed If the job descriptions mentioned tiny little things like compensation and benefits, I might not judge them so harshly, but it doesn't.

BINGO Not yet rated Solace BINGO Experience Early Career Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY No comp given Closed SolaceBINGOExperienceEarly CareerFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYNo comp givenClosedRemoteSee listing 02 Sep 24

Customer Experience Agent OpenClosed There's not a ton here, but what is here points to BINGO: no benefits, no salary transparency, and not-great culture signals.

BINGO Not yet rated Tilt BINGO Experience Early Career IT IS A MYSTERY "Competitive" comp not given Closed Remote TiltBINGOExperienceEarly CareerIT IS A MYSTERY"Competitive" comp not givenClosedRemoteSee listing 02 Sep 24

Customer Success Manager OpenClosed I thought this was probably otherwise okay until we hit the "Personal Characteristics" section, which was just one red flag after another. Not to mention the "What's In It For You?" section contains no actual benefits, and we've got ourselves a BINGO.

BINGO Not yet rated Guidewheel BINGO Success Mid-level Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY No comp given Closed GuidewheelBINGOSuccessMid-levelFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYNo comp givenClosedRemoteSee listing 02 Sep 24

Customer Experience OpenClosed My first thought when looking at this company's Careers page was: "My god, they desperately need a middle-aged manager to decline their screentime requests an hour before bedtime."

BINGO Not yet rated Skio BINGO Experience Entry-level Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY No comp given Closed SkioBINGOExperienceEntry-levelFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYNo comp givenClosedRemoteSee listing 12 Mar 24

Customer Engineer OpenClosed THIS IS NOT SUPPORT ENGINEER WORK. Is something in the water? Is Venus in retrograde? Am I in the Upside Down? WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Pocus Seriously, Maybe Don't Technical & Engineering Early Career Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY No comp given Closed PocusSeriously, Maybe Don'tTechnical & EngineeringEarly CareerFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYNo comp givenClosedRemoteSee listing 12 Mar 24

Director of Support & Intelligence OpenClosed My new tagline is going to be - Bad Job Bingo: I read shitty Careers pages you don't have to.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Certificial Seriously, Maybe Don't Support Head of / Director Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW Closed CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSupportHead of / DirectorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing 15 Feb 24

Principal Customer Success Manager OpenClosed Now I'm drinking because it feels like I'm having a wake for whomever they convince to take this job.

Seriously, Maybe Don't Not yet rated Certificial Seriously, Maybe Don't Success Senior Full-time IT IS A MYSTERY I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW Closed CertificialSeriously, Maybe Don'tSuccessSeniorFull-timeIT IS A MYSTERYI DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOWClosedRemoteSee listing 15 Feb 24